List of complaints
Hey out there! I hope someone is listening!!! I am thinking of packing up and blowing this joint. I have been plucked, brushed, lint rolled and basically harassed so much by the humans I am ready to explode. Not to mention have a look at that giant two foot sleeping in the chair when he should be paying attention to me, rubbing my head and bringing me yummies. His feet are SO big. What is that about anyway AND THERE IS NO OATMEAL LEFT IN MY BOWL. MOTHER there is something disgusting floating in my water dish. I am outta here. A bunny cant get good service around here.